As I pursue my new career as a Part Time Really Bad Tarot Card Reader, I am looking at a couple of very real possibilities in my life.

Either my Spirit Guides have my back and are deeply and actively involved in seeing that I get the correct cards from the deck…

or I am quite possibly the absolute worst card shuffler (at least with all of their fingers intact) on the face of God’s green earth.

As soon as I started my “process” (and by process I mean shuffling the cards while hoping that I don’t draw some really depressing card that makes me evaluate my life choices), not one, but TWO cards flew from the deck.

Now last week I was able to excuse my lack of coordination by blaming the size of the deck (tarot cards tend to run “large”). No such luck this week. For this week’s Really Bad Tarot Card Reading I am using The Wonderland Tarot which is made up of cards the same size as your typical poker deck.

So…horrible hand-eye coordination or a direct message from my Guides and Angels? I shall let you decide.

Maybe they just dropped sadly to my desk. Whatever, dude.

This week our “draw” (or sad drop to the my desk if you prefer) was The Devil and The Fool. So either I am a fool for letting Satan lead me down this path to hell or….

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