Sorry about being “offline” for a while when it comes to the Really Bad Tarot Card Readings. I got busy over Christmas, and then the weather went into total SUCK MODE, and to be blunt I have not felt inspired.
I’m still not particularly inspired, but I owe to my adoring fans (all twelve or so) to soldier through my funk and produce my usual high-quality product.
For today’s reading we have two premiers. This is the first time I have ever used this particular deck, The Winged Enchantment Oracle Deck, and this is the first time I have ever used an oracle deck to do a Really Bad Tarot Card Reading. While I realize that an oracle deck is technically not a tarot deck, thus this week’s installment should be called Really Bad Oracle Card Readings, but branding is everything.
For this week’s guidance I drew the Grouse card. Okay, it fell out of the deck while I was shuffling. These things are really big and hard as hell to shuffle. My respect goes out to all of the tarot card readers having to go through this struggle each and every time a client sits down across the table.
That…or maybe I just never noticed that successful tarot readers have freakishly large hands. Whatever.