For this weekend’s Really Bad Tarot Reading I drew THE EMPRESS (insert scary music here) from my Tarot of Fire deck.
Apparently this chick is pissed off and can shoot smoke from her fingers. Since I am not predicting that you are going to become an X-Man named Fingersmoke, there must be a deeper meaning to this card…or at least something that I can pull out of my ass. Continue reading Weekend Really Bad Tarot Reading for January 27
I drew some cats in a boat with swords stuck in it. Since cats notoriously hate water it seems a bit silly that they would poke a bunch of holes in the bottom of their boat willy-nilly. This tells me that events this weekend may not make sense, but that if you neatly poke holes in the arguements of your detractors that you will still stay afloat in the end.
Also notice that the cat standing in the boat is holding a stick. Since cats do not have opposable thumbs this means that this will be a great weekend to try something that you thought was impossible. But don’t stand up in the boat…that’s dangerous…it’s a damned cat and cat’s are stupid.